Too Loud Too Naked

by Bertie Page Clinic

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2013 has been a manic year for Brisbane’s glam/punk/rock monster Bertie Page Clinic. They’ve battled van breakdowns and language barriers on a three week tour of France and Spain, toured up and down Australia’s east coast, and got their body armour on for a tour of Afghanistan. In between all of that they’ve found time to record a brand new album. Released through French label Beast Records, the new long player “Too Loud Too Naked” features ten tracks that weave a path from exotic strip clubs, to blue-collar worksites. On this tortuous journey we meet a burlesque bitch, a sultry stripper, a hungry kitty, and even 1950s leading man Robert Mitchum. And while the band are renowned for their often witty and confrontational songs, their current single “Pearls” is a more subtle and personal coming of age tale that explores heartbreak and sexual politics.

To celebrate the release, the band are hitting the road for a Queensland tour, playing their home town of Brisbane plus a handful of regional locations. Catch them at one of these shows:

Friday 11 October – Yandina Hotel, YANDINA - FREE

Saturday 12 October – Racecourse (Oktoberfest), GLADSTONE – with Forever the Optimist - $30

Saturday 19 October – Rics Bar, BRISBANE – with The Halls – FREE

Friday 25 October – Irish McGanns, ROMA - FREE

“rock and roll debauchery, with a splash of burlesque and a tongue-in-cheek attitude” Push to Fire

“a show filled with theatrics and witty entertainment” Sludge Factory

“Bertie Page is a true vaudeville artiste. She has more talent than inhibitions, and she never takes herself seriously which is why she is SERIOUSLY entertaining.” Barry Humphries (a fan)


released June 14, 2013

Bertie Page Clinic is...
Bertie Page - vocals
John Meyer - guitars, vocals, additional percussion and more cowbell
Leon van Lieshout - bass, guitars, vocals
Tim Price - drums
Produced by Bertie Page Clinic
Recorded by Leon van Lieshout and John Meyer at Gasworks Studios and the Nude Cube
Assistant engineering by Josh Tuck and Tom Hunt
Mixed by Leon van Lieshout
Mastered by Adam Quaife
Lead Guitar on Seen You Naked by David Cooper
Flute on One Swan Pond by Carmine Lyonnais
Harmonica on Tomcat Creek by Jimi Beavis
Keys on Robert Mitchum and Velvet Cigar by Josh Hill Denaro
Piano and viola on One Swan Pond by Richard Grantham
All tracks by M. Bertram and J. Meyer except Power Source , Too Loud Too Naked and Seen You Naked (M. Bertram/J.Meyer/L. van Lieshout), Shoe Song (J. Meyer)
Art and design by Bertie Page, John Meyer and Lee Pearce
Cover and insert features original artworks by Evan Kosack


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Bertie Page Clinic Brisbane, Australia

“Bertie Page Clinic is spangles and glam, punk and transvestite, stiletto heels sharp as scalpels, station wagons, lyricism, grand eloquence and infernal vocal exercises, a hot, guttural sound which could burn a hole in your crotch!” Headsucker, France 2010

Led by outgrageous frontwoman Bertie Page, they weave rock, punk, pop and even opera into their bizarre live shows. New album out June.
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