French Tickler

by Bertie Page Clinic

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    Album contains 5 songs plus 4 special messages from our French friends.

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    No jewel case or digipack for us! Here we have a limited edition magazine featuring pics, song lyris and inspired by dirty French mags.

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The Clinic are a sight and sound to behold. Led by outgrageous frontwoman Bertie Page, they weave rock, punk, pop and even opera into their bizarre live shows. In September they’re off once again to Europe, performing at a lesbian festival on the Greek island of Lesbos before heading to France for a non-stop two week run of shows. To celebrate their love of all things French (especially the knickers), they’ve recorded a short album they’re calling French Tickler, an aural marital aid! It features original songs plus a punked up version of that old children’s favourite “Alouette”, and some special messages from their friends in France.

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released August 18, 2012

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Bertie Page Clinic Brisbane, Australia

“Bertie Page Clinic is spangles and glam, punk and transvestite, stiletto heels sharp as scalpels, station wagons, lyricism, grand eloquence and infernal vocal exercises, a hot, guttural sound which could burn a hole in your crotch!” Headsucker, France 2010

Led by outgrageous frontwoman Bertie Page, they weave rock, punk, pop and even opera into their bizarre live shows. New album out June.
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Track Name: My Sister's Friend's Cousin From Woodridge
Yes I'm a big hairy lesbian
Know I'm a frigid slut
I'll never lose my virginity
Thighs are so firmly shut
Fugly dog-faced fag hag

Well youse can all get fucked

Cos my sister's friend's cousin from Woodridge
Is going to bring the brass
My my sister's friend's cousin from Woodridge
Is going to kick your ass
My sister's friend's cousin from Woodridge
Is gonna get here real fast
My sister's friend's cousin from Woodridge
Is putting you in a cast

Yes I'm aware I've got testicles
Suffer from itchy balls
Sure I've got masses of pubic hair
Monoest brow of all
Feminazi Commie mole

Well I'm gonna make the call

Cos my sister's friend's cousin from Woodridge
Is going to bring the brass
My my sister's friend's cousin from Woodridge
Is going to kick your ass
My sister's friend's cousin from Woodridge
Is gonna get here real fast
My sister's friend's cousin from Woodridge
Is putting you in a cast

Underneath my uniform
My breasts are budding, hormones flooding
Only the queer boys will touch me
Untouchable, untouchable bushpig

But...

My sister's friend's cousin from Woodridge
Is going to bring the brass
My my sister's friend's cousin from Woodridge
Is going to kick your ass
My sister's friend's cousin from Woodridge
Is gonna get here real fast
My sister's friend's cousin from Woodridge
Is putting you in a cast